Irritability

Just about the funniest comic strip in existence, starring Chappy Chappy, the world's funniest homicidal RPG character.

Here be the address of episode #1.
icomix.com/maze/comicpage/browse.php?index=1
Robot(He's not a robot, that's just his name): Wow, a sandwich! It's mine now!
Robot: Wait a minute. This isn't right. If Exoth left it unattended, then he must want me to eat it. It must have some kind of experimental poison.
(Enter Exoth, Evil Genius)
Exoth: Wow, a sandwich! (Begins eating sandwich) Iff mine now.
by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005
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Dyke Differential

n.
The notable discrepancy between the attractiveness of the sort of lesbians depicted in grumblevids, seed catalogues etc., and the sort acually encountered in real life.
"Did you see that lezzer documentary last night?" asked Ted.
"Yeah, I did" replied Arthur, "It really drove home the dyke differential"
by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005
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