Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sam Majik

Diamond Dick

When your one's penis/erection extremely hard; sometimes to the degree that it hurts.

"I had a bad case of diamond dick, so I had to rub one out before it became a problem."

Diamond Dick by Sam Majik December 18, 2019

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A guy who shakes his dick around.

"What a f**kin' cockwoggle."

"The idiot not only is a dickhead, but a total cockwoggle."

Cockwoggle by Sam Majik February 27, 2017

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To have sex in the most hardcore way possible, past tense. (This word is straight from the 'hood. No bullshit.)

"I freaked the shit outta that girl last night!"

Freaked by Sam Majik February 27, 2017

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The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

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