Sam Cornwell 's definitions
An abbreviation of "Shaking my head in despair".
Used in times when you really cannot believe what has happened. Perhaps used more to pity someones stupidness.
Used in times when you really cannot believe what has happened. Perhaps used more to pity someones stupidness.
"Stu: I just got sacked from my job
Sam: HAHAHAH Why mate?
Stu: Because I created a Facebook group that slated the place.
Sam: you idiot, smhid".
Sam: HAHAHAH Why mate?
Stu: Because I created a Facebook group that slated the place.
Sam: you idiot, smhid".
by Sam Cornwell May 30, 2008
Get the smhidmug. A male or female who is abnormally large in weight / size. Associated normally with friendly people as it is such a nice word.
"he is is a chubbaflump"
"that lady used to be hot, but now she is a chubbaflump"
Scott: How is your girlfriend nowadays mate? She still fit?
Sam: Nah mate, she is a chubbaflump now
Odette: What you call me?
Sam: Shut up and sit yo fat ass back down
"that lady used to be hot, but now she is a chubbaflump"
Scott: How is your girlfriend nowadays mate? She still fit?
Sam: Nah mate, she is a chubbaflump now
Odette: What you call me?
Sam: Shut up and sit yo fat ass back down
by Sam Cornwell March 4, 2008
Get the chubbaflumpmug. Slang for sex or a sexual encounter.
When any sexual act is performed, whether on oneself, with a couple or more, then you are considered to be giving someone a "slice of sunshine"
When any sexual act is performed, whether on oneself, with a couple or more, then you are considered to be giving someone a "slice of sunshine"
Paul: Have you seen Sam?
Marc: Yes, he's in the bedroom giving Michelle a slice of sunshine.
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Sam: Where've you been?
Scott: At home mate, giving myself a slice of sunshine.
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Michelle: Last night this dude performed the red eagle on me.
Sam: That is a nasty slice of sunshine.
Marc: Yes, he's in the bedroom giving Michelle a slice of sunshine.
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Sam: Where've you been?
Scott: At home mate, giving myself a slice of sunshine.
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Michelle: Last night this dude performed the red eagle on me.
Sam: That is a nasty slice of sunshine.
by Sam Cornwell June 16, 2009
Get the Slice of sunshinemug. As defined by Cameron Winklevoss:
White paperware = a PDF that proposes a "solution" to a "problem" in the form of a shitcoin. It is the successor of slideware (software), itself a successor of vaporware (hardware).
White paperware = a PDF that proposes a "solution" to a "problem" in the form of a shitcoin. It is the successor of slideware (software), itself a successor of vaporware (hardware).
by Sam Cornwell May 18, 2020
Get the white paperwaremug. a type of cartoon style drawing similar to anime (but not), with an American style. Full of curves, thick lines and lots of colour. Used in online comics.
by Sam Cornwell January 20, 2009
Get the skwerlishmug. First defined in early 2008 by world famous nightclub photographer K.A.P. While describing a slightly balding fat wrinkly man, that once used to be a hunk. However some people still find past their sell by date hunks as attractive. These people are known as "Hunkerchunks", or "Hunkerchunky".
1. I used to fancy that hunkerchunk when he was thin.
2. "hey baby, wanna rub my girth?"
"yeah baby, I love hunkerchunky men"
2. "hey baby, wanna rub my girth?"
"yeah baby, I love hunkerchunky men"
by Sam Cornwell March 20, 2008
Get the hunkerchunkmug. Abusing a Facebook function where you can "like" a friend's status or wall activity.
Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.
Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.
Michelle: I just logged on to Facebook and I had 843 notifications. What the hell is going on?
Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you.
Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish.
Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake?
Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.
Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you.
Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish.
Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake?
Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.
by Sam Cornwell June 20, 2009
Get the Like Rapemug.