Sam's definitions

:-p

A smiley sticking there toung out!!!

:-p< thats my fav. smiley
Mine 2!!

by Sam August 8, 2004

inner

a total fuckhead

you what an inner

by sam August 31, 2003

Queef

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

by Sam March 11, 2005

blode

a blode is a like a chode but the other way round it is longer than it is wide therfore a rather avrige penis this word was come up with by me whilst i was thinking for a meaning i could put to the word blode because i had noticed its simalarity to the word chode

When a chode has an erection it stands most chance of breifly becoming a blode

by Sam January 8, 2005

McDonalds

1.The All-American place where people get fat(NOT PHAT). 2. The orginazation that EXTREMLY fat(NOT PHAT) people blame their problems on. SEE SUPERSIZE ME

1. Fatty #1: Want to go to McDonalds?
Fatty #2: Yes
Fatty #1+#2: haha Were fat

2. Fatty #1: Why are we so Fat?
Fatty #2: I don't know.
Fatty #1: Let's blame it on McDonalds.
Fatty #2: Okay, I'll get a lawyer.

by Sam April 20, 2005

captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 2, 2006

gibsoned

To be taken to task for promoting unrelenting gore-porn as a kind of artistic or spiritual statement.

After viewing "The Passion of the Christ," the uncritical mass of blind sheep were properly gibsoned.

by sam March 11, 2004