doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

by sam December 22, 2004

dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 06, 2003

Cartactics

The art of having bad tactics for starting a car.
Derived from england

when starting a car it goes rrrRRRRRROoOoOOoOoOoOMMMM

by Sam March 25, 2005

Castrato

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.

Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?

by Sam October 29, 2004

cuntsterbator

one who fingers pussy

hi vicky, would you like me to cuntsterbate you?

by sam July 27, 2003

oleary

horny, the type that bangs there own mom, cant stop jerkin

he couldnt stop jerking the weasel so we called him oleary

by sam November 18, 2003

Azeroth

The name of the world, that the Warcraft lore takes place in.

Lets take a journey to Azeroth!

by Sam July 15, 2006