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David Letterman

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.
Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.
by Sam June 18, 2004
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testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.
1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."
by Sam June 18, 2004
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Jubbla

by sam June 19, 2004
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rasmus

Aka.Hairy s*****y. She is a big fat slut who cant keep her skirt out of her knickers for one second when she walks.Is a liar who cant stick up for herself and has played the little miss inocent card for waaaaay too long!
Pettyness in basketball then lying about the facts
by sam June 19, 2004
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giddy

my brother when he is stoned
by sam June 23, 2004
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faggarette

faggarette, a posh cigarette
a cigarette smoked by royalty
i saw prince harry smoking a fagarrette!
by sam June 23, 2004
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ting

have you got the ting !
by sam June 23, 2004
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