Sam's definitions

swob

to hit someone on the back of the head
this must heart or it is not a swab

jack: bahdgahasbjgfds sahgfdui

me: shut up or i will swab you

jack: ..........

by Sam May 21, 2004

hot soup

When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and dumps it on someones drive way

We are going to soup it up on your drive way tonight

by sam May 23, 2004

Apocalyptica

Cello quartet from Finnland. Classically-trained, Eicca Toppinen, Paavo Lötjönen, and Perttu Kivilakso combine metal, rock, and (modern) classial music into what they are today.

to hell with metallica; let apocalyptica write some of their own music.

by Sam May 25, 2004

downtown sally

Slang for the female reproductive part. Also called a cooch.

I want your downtown sally.

by SAM May 28, 2004

Heffalump

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

by Sam May 30, 2004

system of a down

SOAD must be the best band in the whole damn planet...if u dont think so, u can kiss my ass

System of a Down Rules!!!

by sam June 6, 2004

real world

a reality show that isnt literally scripted, but it basically is because they stick a gay person, a homophobe, an alcoholic, a christian, and a bitch in it. see lame

the real world sucks major penis

by sam June 7, 2004