samphearleak

a type of species that is extremely handsome and confident in all abilities known to man (also called sam for short, which stands for sexy asian man)

Mate, look at that there samphearleak, ain't that a beauty.

by Sam September 17, 2004

reallysnazzy

Something that tight cool awesome
an noun that has more snazz

Man this game is reallsnazzy

by sam April 19, 2004

nsbem

Abbreviation- New Strong Bad E-Mail

lets people know that strong bad has posted a new email.

toby - "nsbem"
sam - "yeah i saw it this morning"

by Sam April 12, 2005

Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

by Sam December 08, 2004

Butt Log

A peice of extraordinarily brown poop

The Butt Log hung out of the window sill, wanting to jump out and end his sad little poopy life

by Sam June 10, 2002

critical mass

a collective group of people who join together for a greater cause.

the kids saw the pigs comming down the street, and all formed a critical mass and pushed the dumpster into the middle of the street and set in on fire.

by sam March 14, 2005

dagger to a swan

a totally random concoction of words, sometimes confused with the phrase "A Jackknife To A Swan"

by sam October 27, 2003