Definitions by SalvyZ

Stumblejoy 

To come unexpectedly or by chance upon something pleasurable; unexpected pleasure; pleasantly surprised.

“When we booked our stay at the hotel, we had no idea our favorite band would be playing a gig there. Pure stumblejoy.”

Stumblejoy by SalvyZ May 19, 2019

goga 

a modern spiritual and ascetic discipline practiced by business professionals, major aspects of which include shallow breathing, anxious rumination, feelings of chronic urgency, and the unconscious adoption of bodily postures that undermine physical health and thwart the ability to relax.

“Everyone in this office is a goddamn goga master, racing anxiously from one mindless task to the next as if their goddamn lives depended on it, all the while sitting and standing in harmful body positions it’s gonna take an army of chiropractors to undo.”

goga by SalvyZ May 15, 2019

artifishal 

Fish raised or produced by human methods rather than occurring naturally

“You’ll never catch me eating farm raised tilapia. That shit is artifishal.”

artifishal by SalvyZ April 7, 2019

translender 

noting or relating to a heavyset person who identifies as thin.

“My cousin Johnny is a heavyset dude who thinks he’s skinny. That guy is translender.”

translender by SalvyZ April 2, 2019

angsta 

A person whose main contributions to groups and the lives of others is existential angst.

“Every time I see that guy John, he somehow manages to point out the fleeting nature of existence. That guy is an angsta.”

angsta by SalvyZ March 12, 2019

Flightgasm 

Intense feelings of pleasure resulting from a plane taking off after lengthy takeoff delays.

“After sitting on the plane for a three hour delay, John has a flightgasm as the plane achieved liftoff.”

Flightgasm by SalvyZ January 24, 2019

Abbabuse

use of music by ABBA to bad effect or for a bad purpose; misuse of ABBA songs

“Any time I hear an ABBA song I feel like I’m being abbabused.”

Abbabuse by SalvyZ January 1, 2019