by Saltypog2007 April 20, 2025
When you sit next to a kid on the school bus that obsesses over hummers and his lighted bicycle, but completely ignores your clearly visible hyper sexuality.
“So what’s your favorite Hummer model durr?.”
“Dude I’m trying to stalk my hot blonde coworker! She’s right there next to us.”
“Dude I’m trying to stalk my hot blonde coworker! She’s right there next to us.”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
by Saltypog2007 April 20, 2025
An onomatopoeia used to describe the sounds your friend (usually named Jackson) will make when he is nonchalant and is just a chill guy (usually 24/7)
“Wait, say that again Jackson…”
“Durrpety Durr”
“How about you fucking sound off dipshit!”
“What are you talking about?”
“Durrpety Durr”
“How about you fucking sound off dipshit!”
“What are you talking about?”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
A cleaners that usually is on the end of a strip mall, and always send their alterations to a third party
“I need to bring my new pants to the Jorgensteins so that they can get hemmed.”
“I would recommend it but it takes around two weeks for their alterations to come around.”
“I would recommend it but it takes around two weeks for their alterations to come around.”
by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025
A secret nickname used to describe one of your hot blonde coworkers, who appears to be good at playing with her pussy.
“You see her name on the board?”
“Yeah”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”
“Heehee W Rizz!”
“Yeah”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”
“Heehee W Rizz!”
by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025
Usually said with a hard ‘r’ in this connotation, typically denoting a large blonde white guy who claims one of the hottest blonde buses at your local Italian joint, unfortunately stretching her out so that only he can pound her. Essentially breaking her in and customizing her.
“Hey look, the superior Herf is here.”
“Oh no, he’s looking right at me and smiling.”
Immediately proceeds to go into walk-in refrigerator and lock himself in until ‘Herf’ leaves the establishment.
“Oh no, he’s looking right at me and smiling.”
Immediately proceeds to go into walk-in refrigerator and lock himself in until ‘Herf’ leaves the establishment.
by Saltypog2007 April 20, 2025