Durr

When you sit next to a kid on the school bus that obsesses over hummers and his lighted bicycle, but completely ignores your clearly visible hyper sexuality.

“So what’s your favorite Hummer model durr?.”
“Dude I’m trying to stalk my hot blonde coworker! She’s right there next to us.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

A phrase commonly used when you want to tell your Weewah friend that he’s horny.

“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaat”

“Vinnie, do that one maw time aw I’ll stab you!”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Cest

When your redneck ingenuity kicks in.

Oh remember when we went dirtboarding?

Yeah that was pure cest!

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Jorgensteins

A cleaners that usually is on the end of a strip mall, and always send their alterations to a third party

“I need to bring my new pants to the Jorgensteins so that they can get hemmed.”
“I would recommend it but it takes around two weeks for their alterations to come around.”

by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025

Tang Gong

A sauce pot, usually whipped with a slightly damp work cloth to remind the workplace that a virginity has been taken recently. Usually there is animalistic noises made following the ring.

“Hey bro, I lost my virginity!”
“Looks like we’re going to have to ring the Tang Gong when the team has time.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Superior

When you get a lot more pussy than your local Italian joint’s dishwasher.

“Yeah I got a body count.”

“Damn superior, save some for the rest of us!”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Jorge

A verb that means to detail clothes at a cleaners before they get thrown in their respective bins. A person who does this can be referred to as a jorger.

“Are you going to jorge rn?”
“Nah, just at home taking the Willy for a wild ride.”

by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025