Saltypog2007's definitions

Superior

When you get a lot more pussy than your local Italian joint’s dishwasher.

“Yeah I got a body count.”

“Damn superior, save some for the rest of us!”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Jorge

A verb that means to detail clothes at a cleaners before they get thrown in their respective bins. A person who does this can be referred to as a jorger.

“Are you going to jorge rn?”
“Nah, just at home taking the Willy for a wild ride.”

by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025

Durrpety Durr

An onomatopoeia used to describe the sounds your friend (usually named Jackson) will make when he is nonchalant and is just a chill guy (usually 24/7)

“Wait, say that again Jackson…”
“Durrpety Durr”
“How about you fucking sound off dipshit!”
“What are you talking about?”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Tang Gong

A sauce pot, usually whipped with a slightly damp work cloth to remind the workplace that a virginity has been taken recently. Usually there is animalistic noises made following the ring.

“Hey bro, I lost my virginity!”
“Looks like we’re going to have to ring the Tang Gong when the team has time.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Jorgensteins

A cleaners that usually is on the end of a strip mall, and always send their alterations to a third party

“I need to bring my new pants to the Jorgensteins so that they can get hemmed.”
“I would recommend it but it takes around two weeks for their alterations to come around.”

by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025

Herf

Usually said with a hard ‘r’ in this connotation, typically denoting a large blonde white guy who claims one of the hottest blonde buses at your local Italian joint, unfortunately stretching her out so that only he can pound her. Essentially breaking her in and customizing her.

“Hey look, the superior Herf is here.”

“Oh no, he’s looking right at me and smiling.”
Immediately proceeds to go into walk-in refrigerator and lock himself in until ‘Herf’ leaves the establishment.

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Poontang

A word usually used by derelicts to describe the vagina

“I can’t wait to get some of that poontang tonight”
“Yeah tell me about it.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025