Definitions by Saltypog2007

Queefmaster 2.0 

A secret nickname used to describe one of your hot blonde coworkers, who appears to be good at playing with her pussy.

“You see her name on the board?”

“Yeah”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”

“Heehee W Rizz!”

Queefmaster 2.0 by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Hoink 

A word used in a sentence by itself when you feel ultimate feelings of joy, which usually happens around your friends. Can also be expressed starting with a Y.

“Hoink”

“Damn, I didn’t know you were having this much fun.”

Hoink by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Durr 

When you sit next to a kid on the school bus that obsesses over hummers and his lighted bicycle, but completely ignores your clearly visible hyper sexuality.

“So what’s your favorite Hummer model durr?.”
“Dude I’m trying to stalk my hot blonde coworker! She’s right there next to us.”

Durr by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Durrpety Durr 

An onomatopoeia used to describe the sounds your friend (usually named Jackson) will make when he is nonchalant and is just a chill guy (usually 24/7)

“Wait, say that again Jackson…”
“Durrpety Durr”
“How about you fucking sound off dipshit!”
“What are you talking about?”

Durrpety Durr by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaat 

A phrase commonly used when you want to tell your Weewah friend that he’s horny.

“Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaat”

“Vinnie, do that one maw time aw I’ll stab you!”

Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaat by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Cest 

When your redneck ingenuity kicks in.

Oh remember when we went dirtboarding?

Yeah that was pure cest!

Cest by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Weewah 

An individual who’s last name is Wheeler but likes to destroy other people’s belongings and annoy them simultaneously.

Yeah I remember Weewah! He’s the reason why you guys have to ride nut to butt on our next ride.

Weewah by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025