Definitions by Saltine Nachos

Mexican Eclipse

When Cinco de Mayo falls on a Taco Tuesday.

What are you doing for the Mexican Eclipse? It only comes once every 7 years

Mexican Eclipse by Saltine Nachos May 5, 2026

afternevening 

The time of day between afternoon and evening.

I didn't eat enough this afternevening, do you want to get some food?

afternevening by Saltine Nachos October 18, 2017

Saltine Nachos 

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.

Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.

Saltine Nachos by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010

Thoughtful Farmer 

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

Thoughtful Farmer by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

Video gaymer 

Anyone who prioritizes video games over real life. One who will turn down sex for gaming and usually has more online gaming friends than real friends.

Bob is such a video gaymer he only leaves his house for lubricant and gaming accessories.

He is such a video gaymer, he still lives with his mom. Maybe if a game comes out that requires a sexual interface he will finally get lucky.

Video gaymer by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

Uncle B.J. 

A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.

"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."

Uncle B.J. by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.

Shoulder Sitter by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009