SalsaDaddy's definitions

crocochild

When a infant is consumed by a crocodile.

Little Timmy and his friends were the victims of a horrific crocochild incident.

by SalsaDaddy May 28, 2018

ball nafer

Someone who attempts to eat/bite off their own testicles / nuts. (Not the penis)

Jimmy: "My cousin is a ball nafer!"
Glen: "Are you for real?
Jimmy: "Yeah, no joke.. saw it with my own eyes"
Glen: "He must have been very horny to try something like that"
Jimmy: "He wasn't horny, he was really mad..."
Glen: "........"
Jimmy: "......."
Glen: "What the fuck?"

by SalsaDaddy May 24, 2018

Salsa Daddy

Noun: Also known as a Salsa Dad, a Salsa Daddy is a old man that a young girl dates and take advantage of the old man by letting him buy her Mexican food. (Mostly Salsa, hence the name 'Salsa Daddy

Sally: "Have you seen the old guy Jessica is dating?"
Sarah: "Yeah, isn't he like 42?"
Sally: "She's only 16, and she likes someone that old?"
Sarah: "No, he is her Salsa Daddy, you know how much she likes her Mexican food"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

Switcheditup

A roblox youtube account that has been deceased for about a year or so. He was killed by his father Curtis. May he rest in peace, amen.

Susan: "Switcheditup may have been cringe, but he didn't deserve to die"
Joan: "He was only 12!, why Curtis, WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!?"
Curtis: "He made fun of me for being bald"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo

A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

Hudxon

The world's worst soudclouder there is and ever will be, and thinks he is the next tupac.

People that listen to Hudxon are gay, and so is the person reading this.

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

salsa daddy

When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.

Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018