SalsaDaddy's definitions

purcupine

Verb; A magical Purple STD that make your sperm solid, while having a point at the end of it. (Purcupined is when you are stabbed with said Purcupine.) It is very deadly, and when you are stabbed your ovaries explode.

Sarah: "Did you hear what happened to Sally?"
Mary: "Yeah, her boyfriend she met on craigslist apparently {Purcupined her!"
Sarah: "What a way to go out.."

by SalsaDaddy March 7, 2018

crocochild

When a infant is consumed by a crocodile.

Little Timmy and his friends were the victims of a horrific crocochild incident.

by SalsaDaddy May 28, 2018

Salsa Daddy

Noun: Also known as a Salsa Dad, a Salsa Daddy is a old man that a young girl dates and take advantage of the old man by letting him buy her Mexican food. (Mostly Salsa, hence the name 'Salsa Daddy

Sally: "Have you seen the old guy Jessica is dating?"
Sarah: "Yeah, isn't he like 42?"
Sally: "She's only 16, and she likes someone that old?"
Sarah: "No, he is her Salsa Daddy, you know how much she likes her Mexican food"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

salsa daddy

When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.

Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

Spusturd

When you are eating spicy food then you suddenly have to shit and it looks like mustard.

I used to like spicy food until i had my first spusturd experience.

by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

Switcheditup

A roblox youtube account that has been deceased for about a year or so. He was killed by his father Curtis. May he rest in peace, amen.

Susan: "Switcheditup may have been cringe, but he didn't deserve to die"
Joan: "He was only 12!, why Curtis, WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!?"
Curtis: "He made fun of me for being bald"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

ball nafer

Someone who attempts to eat/bite off their own testicles / nuts. (Not the penis)

Jimmy: "My cousin is a ball nafer!"
Glen: "Are you for real?
Jimmy: "Yeah, no joke.. saw it with my own eyes"
Glen: "He must have been very horny to try something like that"
Jimmy: "He wasn't horny, he was really mad..."
Glen: "........"
Jimmy: "......."
Glen: "What the fuck?"

by SalsaDaddy May 24, 2018