Sally 's definitions
by sally April 20, 2005

A supermarket chain that emphasizes fresh, and is really fun to work and shop at. Next time you see a Waldbaums shop there.
"Look there's a skank ass Shop Rite! Really? Well there is the exquisate Waldbaums, let's go there instead so people don't think we are skanks"
by Sally February 28, 2005


by sally March 25, 2003

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.
'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.
'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around
by Sally June 22, 2003

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.
When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.
by Sally November 2, 2002

Jacking off.
"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'
"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'
by sally February 4, 2005
