1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.
Also see people who can walk on water
Also see people who can walk on water
OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
by Sal July 20, 2004
the trip n' sip...stumbling around after sippin...i dont know how bout 24 beers and a jack and coke...then you proceed to bang some chick in her most notorious of body cavities and blow your load all over her fuckin face...then you give her one of those loopy crazy straws to slurp your manspunk off her face!!! mmmm tastes like vanilla! w/ salt BITCH!
by sal February 09, 2004
by Sal March 31, 2005
Slang for gay buttsex
by Sal August 22, 2003
Joshi Hilton a.k.a Jelly man. Just check out the last name...need we say anymore???
Jelly man is often found at bus stops looking like a sexy beast with his shirt unbuttoned and his pants very low.
He has been known to cause riots amoungst girls, usually about who wants to shag him first.
Jelly man is often found at bus stops looking like a sexy beast with his shirt unbuttoned and his pants very low.
He has been known to cause riots amoungst girls, usually about who wants to shag him first.
Dude, just check out the last name...Hilton... He may not be related to Paris, but makes a decent sex tape none the less.
by sal April 20, 2005
by sal February 03, 2004