Sal's definitions

toenet

toe·net (bw.)
1 net, even tevoren

Ik pakte toenet een appel en gaf het aan mijn moeder.

by Sal August 25, 2003

rhino cum blast

this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin

the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast

by sal February 3, 2004

cock sorcerer

a person that pisses u off to no extent and should be hung by their fuckin taint!

most and foremost managerial people are a primary target to get cock sorcerer status!

by sal February 3, 2004

Buttstick

Stick hanging out of your anal cavity.
Also an insult or expletive to yell at school functions.

Let me stroke your buttstick

by Sal July 20, 2004

man slut

Joshi Hilton a.k.a Jelly man. Just check out the last name...need we say anymore???
Jelly man is often found at bus stops looking like a sexy beast with his shirt unbuttoned and his pants very low.
He has been known to cause riots amoungst girls, usually about who wants to shag him first.

Dude, just check out the last name...Hilton... He may not be related to Paris, but makes a decent sex tape none the less.

by sal April 20, 2005

the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."

Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.

by sal May 18, 2004

the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

by sal February 10, 2004