loony bin

A hospital fo nutterz and crazy mf'z etc.

Steve'z gone mad and has been carted off by men in white jacketz to tha loony bin.

by Safecracker G November 01, 2004

beanie

A good lookin' girl. A babe etc

I went to Steve'z party and got this lovely beaniez number, man she is soooo FIT.

by Safecracker G October 29, 2004

gash rash

A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

bangers and mash

Tha contentz of a highly used but badly flushed toilet.

OK, who was it that didn't flush and left a bowl full of 'bangerz and mash'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

vapourisor

An small portable electric device which heats the active chemicals in weed and turns them into a vapour which can then be inhaled. Allows a smokeless intake as the weed is not burned as it would be in a pipe or spliff.

Have you tried Steves vapourisor yet, you get a well good hit from it.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

sexploration

The early dayz of any sexual relationship when you are findin' out about each otherz bodiez and desirez.

me + my new girlfriend have been sexplorin' fo a week now, I think itz about time I asked her about anal

by Safecracker G April 10, 2005

cock blocker

Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.

Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004