Safecracker G's definitions

vapourisor

An small portable electric device which heats the active chemicals in weed and turns them into a vapour which can then be inhaled. Allows a smokeless intake as the weed is not burned as it would be in a pipe or spliff.

Have you tried Steves vapourisor yet, you get a well good hit from it.

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

beanie

A good lookin' girl. A babe etc

I went to Steve'z party and got this lovely beaniez number, man she is soooo FIT.

by Safecracker G October 29, 2004

play the violin

The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.

I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004

beaver fever

A sexually transmitted disease, a gash rash

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

blow your oats

(Masc.)~ to cum or ejaculate etc etc...

Steve'z girlfriend gave me some sucky sucky last night and I blew me oatz all over her titz ;p

by Safecracker G October 17, 2004

Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.

Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.

by Safecracker G January 16, 2005

gash rash

A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004