poop rape

When you force your buttocks into another person's buttocks and carefully defecate so that your poop goes into the other person's anus. More traumatizing than actual rape because the victim must poop out the rapist's poop.
When I was done beating the shit out of John for not flushing the toilet, I realized I still had to take a dump, so I pulled down his pants and poop raped him. That should've showed him I'm serious.
by Sadie Enward October 20, 2021
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Double retard

One who calls another a retard in a manner that demonstrates retardation on one's own part.
"Don't put that fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."
by Sadie Enward November 15, 2023
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Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
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straw hominem

Combination of strawman and ad hominem. A form of logical fallacy in which one misrepresents one's opponent's argument as a premise that is not only not held by the opponent but so absurd that obviously no rational person would hold it.
"You Republicans only oppose abortion because you want to control women's bodies!"
"Straw hominem, we just don't think you should be allowed to commit murder for no reason."
by Sadie Enward October 27, 2021
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