bago

n.

A drinking game for 2 or more players, each with an uncanny desire to get "drunk as shit" off of delicious bagged or boxed wine. The game consists of each player holding the bag way above his or her head, drinking until satisfied, and then passing the bag around to the next player. This player then does the same thing and passes the bag until emptied.

Hey, lets go play bago in the kitchen with mom.

by Stuart May 13, 2005

Moocha

A person that sucks off the good will of others, to take advantage of people or persons.

Can u take me to the station, it 5 meters away but id rather 'Mooch' off you and drive.

by Stuart May 16, 2004

penis car

Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.

Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.

Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.

Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.

by stuart June 09, 2005

Blag

To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.

I blagged my way into the VIP area.
I blagged some free CDs off the label.

by Stuart April 27, 2004

manky

Foul, putrid, crawling, nasty, odiferous.

Your underwear, after three consecutive days use.

by Stuart September 10, 2003

Pookie

a word used by an Irish actor in a soap called Glenroe. "Michael Lally"

He refers to mushrooms as Pookies

Those pookies are not good

by Stuart March 07, 2005

trouble shooting

Trying to find the source of a problem. Often associated with computer. Usually a pain in the arse.

I found this Microsoft trouble shooting manual, and now I think it would be more appropriate that I shoot myself.

by Stuart October 11, 2003