STUART's definitions

fudgenutter

A classy name given to someone who is (or is being) a complete idiot.

Fred's just a fudgenutter. Ignore him and hopefully he'll go away.

by Stuart October 13, 2003

B.O.B.

Bomb On Board or Best On Board.

A plane was grounded because a note with B.O.B. was found, yet noone knew whether it meant a bomb or a hot woman.

by Stuart October 17, 2004

Fire-crotch

When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.

"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."

by Stuart November 14, 2003

clock

Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.

You like the clock.

by Stuart November 18, 2003

manky

Foul, putrid, crawling, nasty, odiferous.

Your underwear, after three consecutive days use.

by Stuart September 10, 2003

penis car

Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.

Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.

Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.

Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.

by stuart June 9, 2005

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by Stuart October 11, 2003