Definitions by STUART

knob reno 

1.a person who goes through life pissing everyone off
2.they have no idea of their negative impact on the world
3.continually surprised at everybodies anger towards them

Grant Bennett

knob reno by stuart December 5, 2003

clock

Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.

You like the clock.

clock by Stuart November 18, 2003

Fire-crotch 

When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.

"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."

Fire-crotch by Stuart November 14, 2003

you said it

An expression used when someone says something that potentially insults or otherwise mocks themself.

Person 1: S and M is not as socially unaccepted as it used to be.
Person 2: You said it!

you said it by Stuart October 31, 2003

shooting the shit 

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.

I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.

shooting the shit by Stuart October 31, 2003

dolled up

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

dolled up by Stuart October 31, 2003

dicking around 

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

dicking around by Stuart October 31, 2003