STEVEN's definitions

mewsul

the dead hair follicle at the end of a pubic hair

Clay mills likes to mewsuls with his munge soup.

by steven April 22, 2003

cock gargler

...a person who likes cock SO much (male or female) that they jam it their mouth every chance they get

"That Jenny is one wild bitch! She always wants to suck my dick. She's a real cock gargler. I think I'll marry her."

by Steven February 26, 2005

hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.

Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!

by Steven October 25, 2004

Bess

Insane firewall that our school uses. The logo is of course a dog, "Bess", and believe me you do not want to get her angry!

Steven: Dude! Check out this website!
Mike: Bess got me!
Steven: Ha! You can't fool Bess!
Mike: Hax hax hax!

by Steven March 25, 2005

AssAnna Disorder

Someone Who has no idea what the hell they are saying and need to stuf the fuck up.

Anna Said you suck and do you know why becuse she sucks and do't want anyone to know it.

by Steven May 6, 2005

lowlight

canadian, annoying, cocky, someone that never grew past the Gi Joe phase

Slight get off lowlights balls steven>you both

by Steven December 8, 2003

madeleine

the word for hole

get out of madeleine

by steven March 31, 2004