Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation

Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.

by Steve December 19, 2008

kexpresso

a type of diarrhoea produced by one who needed a crappuccino, but couldn't get to the toilet on time

My undercrackers are in a mess darling, I have a bad case of kexpresso

by Steve October 22, 2003

politician

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.

Just look at any goddamn politician.

by Steve June 19, 2005

asscheese

A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.

Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!

by Steve January 06, 2003

clutik

Adjective
1.) A new level of gay higher than ever before.
2.)Leelee's ex.

That guy loves hard johnson in his nostrils while he's licking hairy balls, therefore he is very clutik.

by Steve March 24, 2007

Hoofshocker

When u use ur foot to penetrate the bitches pussy and ass at once.."big toe in the lil hole...otha 4 in the juicy wet goal" Also known as "The Boot in the Coot"

"If that bitch dont stop naggin me, she better believe shes getting the Hoofshocker later tonight"

by Steve January 22, 2004

GunitSolidSnake

Noun; A person who changes images multiple times

jeff used to be a freak and then he acted black, but now he likes anime, he is such a GunitSolidSnake

by steve December 30, 2003