SPUD's definitions

ammerz

is a thief who robs money, fones. she loves her wkd tho

*hahaha i robbed ur fone danny cos im loony*

by spud February 9, 2004

firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.

Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.

by spud July 22, 2003

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

by Spud January 27, 2004

lightweight

This can have two meanings:
1) The traditional meaning of someone who cannot hold their drink or
2) An insulting term given to someone whose actions or opinions are of no consequence.

Martin: Is that Graham over there, in the Burberry shirt?
Spud: Yeah, but steer clear of him, he's a lightweight.

by Spud September 24, 2003

nigger rich

having a fat wallet but all the bills are ones

that guy must be rich look at the size of his wallet.
nah that guy is just nigger rich

by Spud August 2, 2004

the hutiger

someone who gets two DUIs in the same year. Someone who drinks alot and gets very wasted.

Man you are as crunked as the hutiger.

by spud April 16, 2005