5 definitions by SPORTIN' WOOD
The act of dick-slapping a girl over and over again yelling out the phrase "Bam Bam" just like the cartoon.
by SPORTIN' WOOD July 11, 2008
A wanton, high heel wearing slut who likes to do groups of of 8 men or more at one time. She makes all the men strip and gives them oral sex until they are hard. She then arranges the men by dick size. The best hung guy gets to do her doggie style while standing up. Simultaneously, one at a time, the other men sit on a couch facing her and get a hand job. However, while the guy fucking her gets the pleasure of cuming all over her face or any other part of her body that he desires, the guys getting hand jobs do not. Instead, right when they are about shoot their loads, she bends their dicks back so they cum all over their own stomachs and chests. She refuses to leave until all dicks in the room are limp and lifeless.
Amber came over to the frat house last night and pulled off a Dirty Erica. Unfortunately, Scott was the lucky bastard who got to do her and unload all over her face.
by SPORTIN' WOOD June 19, 2008
The act of engaging in a threesome with your boyfriend/husband and a better hung stud and purposely engaging activities that increase the probability of the men crossing swords so as to humiliate and tease your small dicked boyfriend/husband.
I knew I was better hung than George, but his wife had no right to Dirty Tara him when we hooked up for a threesome last weekend. He was humiliated.
by SPORTIN' WOOD July 11, 2008
To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.
by SPORTIN' WOOD July 11, 2008
Can only be performed by orally skilled women on men who are well-hung; measuring at least 8+ inches. A Dirty Amy is where the woman is able to inhale an 8+ inch dick where her nose touches the guy's stomach, but her tongue is still able to lick his balls. Then once the shaft and balls are adequately lathered up, she starts licking that patch of skin between the guy's balls and ass while double-fisting him. Just before the guy is about to explode, the girl compliments him on being so well-hung and then takes his load all over her face and then polishes his knob until it is perfectly clean and has no excess cum on it.
by SPORTIN' WOOD June 21, 2008