SMURF's definitions

Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.

Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.

by smurf August 22, 2004

flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

mlurd

someone who tries too hard to be cool.

hellz is such a mlurd.

by Smurf March 1, 2004

fire elemental

fire elementals appear as vague humanoid shapes encased in a blazing flame.

fire elementals are very dangerous

by Smurf August 17, 2004

atarus

an evil bastard

atarus's challenge could only have come from an evil bastard like him.

by Smurf March 3, 2004

bwn3r

31337 way of saying Boner.
An erection.

<smurf> mmm porn
<ginman_>bwn3r

by Smurf August 4, 2004

bugbear

Bugbears are the largest of the goblinoids. these huge creatures tower over the battlefield, srtiking terror into all who see them. like many large creatures bugbears are both helped and hindered by their great size. their tremendous strength makes them wrecking machines in combat, but drops their armor class making them more vulnerable.

A bugbear is like an enlarged goblin.

by Smurf August 17, 2004