The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.

Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.

by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012

aura sniping

Aura sniping is when in a first person shooter you are sniping, hit the area around your target, obviously missing, (seriously it would be impossible to mistake your missing the target for hitting it) and still manage to kill your victim. The mark of an expert aura sniper is when you pull off a head shot when you obviously hit the area around your targets foot without actually touching your victim. No one ever starts a game intending to aura snipe, it is always done accidentaly. Aura sniping while hacking the game is not aura sniping, it is cheating.

Guy 1: Dude you suck at this game.

Guy 2: I do not...LOOK I just sniped that guy!

Guy 1: You aura sniped him

Guy 2: I what sniped him?

Guy 1: Aura sniping is when you kill your target without actually hitting him. It was luck, it takes absolutley no skill.

by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011

Insult Kamikaze

An insult kamikaze is the term applied to the action of insulting someone at your expense, so you insult both yourself and the other person.

Miguel: Suck dick Nico.

Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.

Nico: You would know.

Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?

Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.

Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.

Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary

by SMSchoirboy October 31, 2011

colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011

Eye AIDS

A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.

Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?

Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.

Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks

Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.

Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?

Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.

Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.

by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012

Better Than Sex

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.

Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs

by SMSchoirboy June 02, 2012

The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance

Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.

by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011