SMD's definitions

Mushy Chamberpot

What they called the Poopsmith in the Castlefunnies because back then it was a form of treason to print the word poop in the paper. Mushy could only speak in word clouds full of commas, which were probably considered comedic gold back then.

I say, Mushy, do you have a pittance for me'self?

by SMD September 4, 2004

bis cas fri

This is how we say business casual friday around the office, because, you know, we have to abbrev everything.

I'm going to wear my Windows XP polo shirt this bis cas fri.

by SMD August 21, 2004

Lectric Boots

Electic boots manufactured by Ol' Fatty's. The box says that there are no fewer than eight lights falshing at any time and are whisper quiet. When the boots are plugged in, the lights on the boots do flash, but they make an obnoxiously loud hum. They also suck up a lot of energy, which is probably what "solid state" means.

I just got my new Lectric Boots in the mail today!

by SMD November 13, 2004

Homsar

America's favorite midget Homestar.

Waaaaaaah! WAAAAAAAAH! Think I won the Powerball!

by SMD August 19, 2004

piemonade

A cool, refreshing drink made from pies.

When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade!

by SMD August 21, 2004

computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

by SMD October 18, 2004

Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man

I have two words for the children who are raised up on the this kids' show starring Homsar: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS IS MORE THAN TWO WORDS.

Singers: We'll have an adventure and several long trips. We'll make some new friends and maybe get a bite to eat! All 'cause we say...
Kids: Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man?
Homsar: DAAAAAAAAH! I'm a trendy tote bag!

by SMD August 19, 2004