Definitions by SMD

computer ketchup 

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

computer ketchup by SMD October 18, 2004

Mushy Chamberpot 

What they called the Poopsmith in the Castlefunnies because back then it was a form of treason to print the word poop in the paper. Mushy could only speak in word clouds full of commas, which were probably considered comedic gold back then.

I say, Mushy, do you have a pittance for me'self?

Mushy Chamberpot by SMD September 4, 2004

castlefunnies 

An old comic strip that was around when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor or readers under the age of ninety-one. It usually featured the King of Town complaining about his ailing hip joints to the Poopsmith, who was known back then as Mushy Chamberpot.

You can see why it took two dudes to write the Castlefunnies; one to not think of something funny and the other to think of something not funny.

castlefunnies by SMD September 4, 2004

thatch-roofed cottage 

A small building used as a home for peasants in the countryside. They are very prone to burnination.

Trogdor just burninated another thatch-roofed cottage.

thatch-roofed cottage by SMD August 28, 2004

Rather Dashing 

A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.

Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!

Rather Dashing by SMD August 28, 2004

piemonade

A cool, refreshing drink made from pies.

When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade!

piemonade by SMD August 21, 2004

business casual friday

The day when peolpe at the office wear free polo shirts they got from various software companies.

My favorite day of the week.

business casual friday by SMD August 21, 2004