SMD's definitions

castlefunnies

An old comic strip that was around when comics didn't seem to need jokes or humor or readers under the age of ninety-one. It usually featured the King of Town complaining about his ailing hip joints to the Poopsmith, who was known back then as Mushy Chamberpot.

You can see why it took two dudes to write the Castlefunnies; one to not think of something funny and the other to think of something not funny.

by SMD September 4, 2004

kissyboots

The Teen Girl Squad's rock band.

Ooncha! Ooncha! One two threecha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One two threecha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!

by SMD January 29, 2005

st. pauls

A school where any guy can get girls, as long as he is with at least two other guys. It is not uncommon at this school to be hooking up with a girl while your two best friends are watching/participating/jerking off, and for some reason these kids think they are better than everyone else because they go to private school. Congratulations to all St. Pauls kids, you spend fifteen thousand dollar a year on a education that you could get for free at Woodlawn. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go pop my pastel green polo shirt collar and try to grab a boob in the gang bang going on in the other room.

"Hey man, I really want some pussy tonight."
"Yeah, lets go quadteam a girl."

by smd April 24, 2005

the sturge

A rock radio station hosted by the Deathly Pallor (aka Strong Sad).

What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, "The Sturge!" Don't you touch that blabittablow!

by SMD January 29, 2005

swarthily

Another word for sincerely, used by Bubs' Concession Stand.

Dear Mr. Bad,
This constitutes your final warning. Please remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents, or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" -style collections agency.
Swarthily,
Bubs' Concession Stand

by SMD August 21, 2004

Rather Dashing

A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.

Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!

by SMD August 28, 2004

Homsar

America's favorite midget Homestar.

Waaaaaaah! WAAAAAAAAH! Think I won the Powerball!

by SMD August 19, 2004