assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by Simon November 16, 2004

gadface

A.K.A Richard. A little boy who's voice has not broken who has a very sick mind

Gadface, richard, get a life u sick little boy

by Simon February 13, 2005

rake yohn

To bite a penis during oral sex.

Bitch rake yohned me so I threw her out on her ass.

by Simon March 01, 2004

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.

Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.

by simon February 07, 2004

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004

GXBJB

a term used to describe a mysterous person

looks like he pulled another GXBJB on us

by Simon September 30, 2003

ith

Hacked weapon, which was massively duped, in Diablo 2. Bought off EBay for obscene prices (100$) only now its gone due to 1.10 patch.

HAHAHA You stupid Ebayer you lost your ITH!

by Simon January 11, 2004