SIMON's definitions

rake yohn

To bite a penis during oral sex.

Bitch rake yohned me so I threw her out on her ass.

by Simon March 1, 2004

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

bumfucknowhere

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.

Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.

by Simon February 16, 2004

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.

Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.

by simon February 7, 2004

leg broke

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

by Simon February 3, 2004

up the coast

An upwards taking towards the coast.

Someone who likes it up the coast is probably in the same boat as bush and clay aiken.

"no anal sex" see mateo

"That ma'fuckin' sum'bitch likes it up the coast, bitch."

"Te gusta remar por la costa!"

"Mitch likes it up the coast."

by Simon February 3, 2004

git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.

"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."

by simon January 21, 2004