SHawn's definitions

The Bailey

When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felch an inmate, find a chocolate pizza, hit her with a hot lunch, give her a frozen eddie, and finish with the bucking bronco in front of Smapdey.

Dude! I did THE BAILEY last night!

by Shawn January 10, 2005

loser cruiser

a school bus

Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...

by shawn January 17, 2004

licadasac

sacalingus, the art of licking the sac

Also said to get your lady to do it.

Licadasac!!!

by Shawn March 13, 2003

sea legs

Legs accustomed to standing/walking on boats. Having a good balance on a boat/ship at sea.

My my laddy, you're tripping all over the place. Where's your sea legs?

by shawn February 17, 2004

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004

crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

by shawn December 17, 2002

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by Shawn January 16, 2005