SHawn's definitions

samn

v - to hate somehting so much its unimaginable.

i freaking samn soup.

by Shawn June 3, 2004

soul patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

by Shawn March 16, 2003

rippin' ass

to let loose a shit of monumental proportions

Man, Amy, were you rippin' ass in there or what?

by shawn January 4, 2004

rugger

A person who plays rugby.

I am a rugger, i play rugby.

by shawn September 28, 2004

cock

1. a male rooster
2. the male brain
3. a one eyed snake

1. last night i was watching the cocks fight.
2. Dude shes fucking hot. Go tell her. "Hey baby, your hot. Wanna fuck?" SLAP
3. Becky OMG last night shawn put his cock in my mouth and it spit all over my face!

by shawn April 2, 2004

algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

jerkess

A female version of a Jerk.

That girl flipped me off, what a jerkess!

by shawn August 8, 2004