Definitions by SHAWN S0L0

Embitchure

Em · bitch · ure or lipping is the use of a female’s lips, facial muscles, tongue, and teeth while playing a male instrument. This includes shaping the lips to the mouthpiece.

“Bro, Lola uses some crazy embitchure while playing my skin flute!”

Embitchure by SHAWN S0L0 September 1, 2021

Panty Poodle 

A curly unshaved vagina that startles the unsuspecting upon being exposed. May look like she’s smuggling a poodle in her panties out of a pet store.

June had to shave her Panty Poodle before going to the pool as not to frighten people.

Panty Poodle by SHAWN S0L0 August 25, 2019

Tinder Blister 

A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.

“I think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.

Tinder Blister by SHAWN S0L0 January 15, 2019