3 definitions by SF351andAlexTwoVeryBigMen
Alex Cruz is an example of things being bigger in Texas. Standing at 5'10, 360 LBS of PURE MUSCLE, Alex is a giant of a man. He is strong enough to lift ridable lawnmowers with ease. He is also capable of lifting truck axles with his bare hands. He can even lift the front end of a car. He is fond of chucking 100 lb weights (literally) at walls. Of Mexican and Native American descent, he has the blood of a warrior. As the best friend of STREETFIGHTER351, they work together and thrive. Although they are both broke, they work together to acquire and share games. Alex is a generous man who has given many opportunities to people in his life. Coming from a harsh upbringing, he grew strong, although unfortunately he did not receive a proper education. Anyone who dares challenge him will taste total and utter defeat. They'd be lucky not to end up in a hospital. Alex is UNDEFEATED in the streets. Although one of the toughest men to exist, he is the kind of person to help others in need and display warmth. Even though he cannot read or write, he has a 5000 IQ so people have a hard time outsmarting him. Fortunately for him, his friend STREETFIGHTER351 understands his troubles and upbringing and will help him in situations when he needs someone to read something for him. They might not be blood, but they are brothers forever.
"Remember, STREETFIGHTER and ALEX are very big men. Anyone else? Little men. Weak. Nobody can lift weights like we can" -Alex Cruz
"Remember your place, me and Alex got the bigger and more mightier Chungus than you." STREETFIGHTER351
"Remember your place, me and Alex got the bigger and more mightier Chungus than you." STREETFIGHTER351
by SF351andAlexTwoVeryBigMen December 2, 2020
Leon Hillen is an absolute chad. If the King Thros and the Almighty Giraffe fall, everyone in the Thros Hood would turn to the legendary Leon. Standing at a whopping 8 feet tall, he towers over lesser men. As one of the most active admins, he makes sure to keep the Hood safe from the Columbian spies. One of the most difficult tasks is to make sure that nobody can steal Altehros's nudes. He also looks out for new members, verifying those who want to join the hood. Although moderating the Thros hood is his main job, he also has proven worthy of being one of Garish's main sluts. Being an expert in Halo and an expert in the law, he is good for any server he joins. He is a fair and just leader. He is an alpha male in a world full of betas.
"No dad, I moderate the Thros Hood Discord Server" - Leon Hillen
"I wanna work hard to one day be a Celestial like that legend Leon!" STREETFIGHTER351
"My good man," - Altehros
"I wanna work hard to one day be a Celestial like that legend Leon!" STREETFIGHTER351
"My good man," - Altehros
by SF351andAlexTwoVeryBigMen December 2, 2020
STREETFIGHTER351 is a Halo 2 Speedrunner and Call of Duty Zombies pro. He has been playing Call of Duty: Zombies ever since 2008 when his cousins used to make him play it even though he was scared. It was a good thing too, because that was the start of a child who would later become the big man in Zombies. He is also an avid Earth Defense Force fan and player. He has dedicated thousands of hours to complete the games, and even more in helping others beat it. He is the HERO of the Earth Defense Force community, playing now with the sole purpose of helping others. His best friend Alex introduced him to the series back in Global Defense Force when he was just a kid. Pale Wing, his name in EDF, is a reference to his beginnings. STREETFIGHTER351 and Alex are very big men. Way bigger than the average joe. All they do is play games and lift weights. Very big men. They got the bigger, and more mightier Chunguses than anyone on the planet. They aren’t afraid to show it, as they constantly post videos of themselves lifting very big weights, heavy objects, or generally doing things that require a lot of strength. If they were DnD characters, they rolled a 100 in strength meanwhile the maximum you can roll is 20! Strong, fast paced, patient, knowledgeable and flexible, STREETFIGHTER351 will continue to lead the charge in the games he plays. Add him on PS4.
Damn, that STREETFIGHTER351 is a very big man. There aren’t many big or wonderful Chunguses such as he.
by SF351andAlexTwoVeryBigMen November 14, 2020