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Eurobitch

A woman from Europe. Distinguishing characteristics: white chick who doesn't shave her pits or legs and takes a shower once a week because she mistakenly thinks fermenting body funk is sexy.
I threw up on my sheets when the Eurobitch asked me to eat her out. Her pussy smelled exactly like her ass.
by Scotty February 17, 2004
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beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.
The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.
by Scotty February 16, 2004
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Rocking the Red and Blue

A phrase that Mr. Lindsay uses constantly which has no meaning other than to sound cool. It is also used to pump up students... but it works for neither. One theory is that it means to "Give Praise to Jay County's School Colors, Red and Blue".
"Alright we're here on Jay Today Rockin' the Red and Blue. We're really pumped, We got a Diver goign to regionals and we got the Girls basketball team going on to sectonals. We're just Rockin the Red and Blue over here. oh yeah!"
by Scotty February 14, 2004
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Eternal Ferret

The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.
"OMG! That F***ing ferret just ate that freakin cat... and his little hat too. WTF!?!?"
by Scotty February 7, 2004
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clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!
"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"
by Scotty February 7, 2004
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lolly

"LOLLY! You take everything to the extreme of funny!."
by Scotty February 6, 2004
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flamigoish

n. Good, a very good thing.
I'm a flamigoish!
by Scotty February 6, 2004
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