SARAh's definitions

Minge Gutsters

Trousers or jeans usually worn by middle aged women or sad freaks that come up above the belly button creating a large lump of fat that spreads from stomach to minge emphasising their 'minge gut'(see definition) or creating the appearance of one. Watch 80's music videos or browse the aisles of Marks and Spencers for examples.

Look at that freak in those minge gutsters!

Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?

by Sarah July 9, 2004

Minge Gut

When your stomach is so slack that it joins up with your minge. This is usually seem in the obese, after child birth and in the majority of women over 45.

Look at the minge gut on that!

Can you see my minge gut in this?

by Sarah July 9, 2004

twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker

Fuck off you twatted wanker!

by Sarah July 9, 2004

awesomestikal

Adjective.
Even more awesome than awesome.

1)Your hair is awesomestikal!
2)Thats more than awesome. It's awesomestikal!!

by Sarah July 10, 2004

ginge minge

a vagina surrounded by ginger pubes, just like emmas.

me: shut up emma, ginge minge. at least my minge isn't ginge. ginge minge!
emma: i know, i'm sorry.

by sarah July 15, 2004

it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

by Sarah July 18, 2004

dog wank

a dog having a wank. sometimes for prolonged periods of time if they don't have balls

sarah: "harry's having a dog wank in the middle of the garden"
emma: "serious? dude that's top!"
sarah: "nah"

by sarah July 18, 2004