SARAh's definitions

jacking-off

masturbation

When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.

by Sarah August 3, 2003

Jelly Bracelets

"Jelly Bracelet" is just another name for "sex coupon". They came in style in the 80's and faded until about 3 years ago. They have certain meanings though...

Black~ Sex with condom
Red~Sex without condom
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

That is the whole index... Don't try these at home (If your parents are around)

My girlfriend broke a yellow one off me, so I hugged her.. (cute)

by Sarah April 24, 2004

grodey

Something sick or disgusting

"that shit is grodey

by sarah May 31, 2004

toufe

To space out and completely lose track of what you are doing while still doing it.

Can result in you talking a load of borange without even realising you don't make sense anymore.

While telling the story Ross went all toufe and we had to wait ages to find out what the best bit of graffiti he has ever seen was.

by Sarah January 9, 2005

Splooge

basically its another word for cum or jizz :-P which i might as is quite yummy :-P

oh baby shoot your splooge in my mouth i want it soo bad it tastes soo good.

by sarah October 4, 2004

moose

A nickname for Mike Mussina of the New York Yankees.

It's time for game 5...let's go Moose!

by Sarah October 19, 2004

dopple dopple

a word said twice to signify stupidness and lack of intelligence; said by a moron.

man, i just dropped a fatty deuce. dopple dopple!

by sarah October 25, 2003