SAM's definitions

AMM

New Matching System For Warcraft III Thats Completely Sucks Ass!!

Damn My Rec Has Goteen Fucked Since AMM

by sam June 17, 2004

your face

A comeback you can use in any situation. Usually takes place of your mom otherwise known as yo mama and jo mama.

Damn, you're ugly.
You're face.

You need to take a shower.
Your face needs to take a shower.

You're a faggot.
Your face is a faggot!

by Sam May 8, 2005

faggarette

faggarette, a posh cigarette
a cigarette smoked by royalty

i saw prince harry smoking a fagarrette!

by sam June 23, 2004

Chavs

the word chav come from the abrevation

C.H.A.V = Council House Associated Virmin

oh my what a chav over there outside mc donalds drinking white lightening.

chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"

by sam January 29, 2005

shfu

Shut the fuck up!

Shit fuck

Shut up right now!
You are a shit fuck.

by Sam January 12, 2005

She isn't real/ He isn't real

Someone who you think about but you will never b able to get with. Someone who you want so badly, but doesnt want you back or u two just can't get together.

He/She isnt real dude, stop dreaming!!

by Sam May 13, 2005

captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 2, 2006