Ryno 's definitions

maguffies

A term used to point out ample breasts.

mmm...mmm...maguffies
The women folk around here have beautiful maguffies.

by Ryno July 10, 2004

bigorexia

When someone (typically a male) becomes obsessed with body buiding to the point where he cannot actually see themself for what they are. They will habiutually attempt to become more and more muscular because they feel its never enough.

Monkey1: I don't think my 20" arms are big enough
Monkey2: yo dawg, you're crazy, you're suffering from bigorexia!

by ryno April 22, 2005

Wowzer

When a mans partner performs felatio while he is playing the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" AKA: WoW.

Man sorry about the raid wipe I caused last night, I was getting a wowzer.

by Ryno September 21, 2014

cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

by Ryno March 25, 2005

what the blazes

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*

Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"

by Ryno December 3, 2004

blume

Referencing all things Brazilian.

Absolute advantage of Brazil over all things Paraguayan.

This class is so mother fucking blume it's killing me!

That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks

by Ryno March 8, 2005

empshire

The township (basement suite located in Coquitlam) in which Ryan and Murray reside.

syn: castle greyskull

guy1: *knock knock knock*
guy2: "how dost time serve thee?"
guy1: "what the blazes??, are you gonna let me in?"
guy2: "if thou wishes to enter the Empshire, thou must prove worthy and pay five shillings!"

by Ryno December 3, 2004