when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.
*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*
*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*
Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"
Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"
Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"
by Ryno December 03, 2004
Wavoes (derived from the spanish word huevos which means eggs) are the wavy pubic hairs located on the nether regions of both the male and female species. (Compliments of Pablo Francisco)
Why shave your wavoes when you can wax?
I had to shave my wavoes and apply this special ointment so I could get rid of my crabs.
I had to shave my wavoes and apply this special ointment so I could get rid of my crabs.
by Ryno July 18, 2004
Term used to describe a normally tame female who turns into a raging whore once the brew touches her lips.
Josh F: "Hey Jen what did you do last night"
Jen: "I dont remeber...but my butt really hurts"
Josh F & Pals: "ALCHOWHORE!"
Emily is nice, but once she tastes the Milwaukees Best she transforms into a sausage ravaging alchowhore.
Jen: "I dont remeber...but my butt really hurts"
Josh F & Pals: "ALCHOWHORE!"
Emily is nice, but once she tastes the Milwaukees Best she transforms into a sausage ravaging alchowhore.
by Ryno July 23, 2004
This class is so mother fucking blume it's killing me!
That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks
That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks
by Ryno March 08, 2005
The township (basement suite located in Coquitlam) in which Ryan and Murray reside.
syn: castle greyskull
syn: castle greyskull
guy1: *knock knock knock*
guy2: "how dost time serve thee?"
guy1: "what the blazes??, are you gonna let me in?"
guy2: "if thou wishes to enter the Empshire, thou must prove worthy and pay five shillings!"
guy2: "how dost time serve thee?"
guy1: "what the blazes??, are you gonna let me in?"
guy2: "if thou wishes to enter the Empshire, thou must prove worthy and pay five shillings!"
by Ryno December 03, 2004
When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within
Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.
by Ryno March 25, 2005