Definitions by Rydo
50p 20p
The fluctuating dilation of the anus after a traumatic event, that makes it reflect the differing sizes of the British 50 pence and 20 pence coins (both coins are hexagonal).
Phone conversation.
Friend: "What's up man?"
Sufferer: "Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit."
Friend: "Woah, nightmare!"
Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my ass is all '50p 20p'."
Friend: "What's up man?"
Sufferer: "Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit."
Friend: "Woah, nightmare!"
Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my ass is all '50p 20p'."
Scumbagosaurus
Origin: When a junkie (drug addict) buys heroin from an unscrupulous ice cream van, the height of the service window denotes that he adopts a dinosaur-like stance in order to achieve his drugs into his filthy hands.
This, in turn, allows the phrase Scumbagosaurus to be used to describe any given junkie, as they will likely have had to adopt this posture in the past, or in every single day of their existence.
This, in turn, allows the phrase Scumbagosaurus to be used to describe any given junkie, as they will likely have had to adopt this posture in the past, or in every single day of their existence.
"DAD! What the hell is that on top of that bin spitting blinding-glue at those pensioners whilst pathetically roaring?"
That, my son, is a Scumbagosaurus. He'll be dead in five years. Lunch?
That, my son, is a Scumbagosaurus. He'll be dead in five years. Lunch?
Scumbagosaurus by Rydo December 20, 2010
WCWS
WCWS - Worst Case Wife Scenario. A female whom is so unpleasant, visibly upsetting, annoying, unhygienic, rude, demanding, crazy or all of the aforementioned, that she has the potential to be the worst case scenario of a wife that you could imagine.
For use in a sentence = 'Worst Case Wife Scenario'
Acronym use for online = 'WCWS'
For use in a sentence = 'Worst Case Wife Scenario'
Acronym use for online = 'WCWS'
Pussy Kapow!
The act of punching a vagina on the sweetspot so that it catches the hole to make a realistic batman noise
Things got a bit boring in the bedroom. Rodney had spilled his daily quota, but Kelly was lying spread-eagled with anticipation of an exciting climax, then it struck that she needed a Pussy Kapow!
Pussy Kapow! by Rydo February 23, 2009