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Pulling A Niko Bellic

When someone is thrown out of a car. It can either be an extremely brutal collision or a swing set. Either way, you're flying.

Me: *walking down the street*
*sees two cars get into a brutal accident where a driver flies out of the windshield*
Driver: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: Ahh, you're pulling a Niko Bellic there, aren't you?

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Hot

It's exactly what you are.

No seriously. You're body temperature is at least like 96 degrees. I would say that's pretty hot.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

🐦s and the 🐝s

A conversation that alot of middle-aged dads will give to their son when they're maybe 12 or so.

Son, it's time for the🐦s and the 🐝s talk.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

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by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

drunk twerking

Drunk twerking. Usually done by stupid whores on sites like Facebook live and Periscope

Xavier: Dude I just caught a video of Emily drunk twerking!
Alex: Damn bro let me see that.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Angel And The Gambler

Probably the worst song by heavy metal band Iron Maiden. It's on the album Virtual XI, which came out in 1998. This song has really shitty sounding guitars, stupid singing, and it repeats the chorus at least 20 times, which means that it'll get stuck in your head very easily. The song is a shitstain on the Iron Maiden legacy.

Bradley: What Iron Maiden song should I listen to first?
Cooper: How about almost any song other than The Angel And The Gambler?
Bradley: Alright, I'll take your advice.

by Ryan_the_retard October 16, 2022

♋

I'm not sure what it means really, but I use this to say 69 a lot because that's what I see in it.

Mom: Hey son, what's 713 - 644?
Fred: HAAA, that's ♋ bro 😆

by Ryan_the_retard October 21, 2022