Uvula

A weird, pink dingleberry that hangs from the back of your mouth.

Person 1: Hey baby, wanna dangle my uvula?
Person 2: Of course! You really know how to get a girl horny ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Hot

It's exactly what you are.

No seriously. You're body temperature is at least like 96 degrees. I would say that's pretty hot.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

🌬️

What a cloud looks like if their birthday is today and they're blowing out their candles.

🌬️ 🎂

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Arizona

The only US state where you can legally kill someone if you challenge them to a duel

Arizona is a state in the southwestern US.

by Ryan_the_retard November 4, 2022

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Dude you need to have an award for how bored you are right now. You've done enough to impress me...

"I think Stan needs to have a prize for boredom."
"Why?"
"He looked up 1poi2uyt3rew4qas5dfg6hjk7lmn8bvc9zx0 on urban dictionary."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

Woah-man

When you try to act funny by saying the word woman in a stupid way

Josh: Hey girls! If one of you marry me you'll be a true woah-man!

Girls: Stfu please.

by Ryan_the_retard March 21, 2022