Keithsburg

A tiny town in Illinois by the border of Iowa. It's full of meth heads and abandoned houses. There's a Casey's and a shit ton of bars for old drunk white guys.
I went to Keithsburg IL the other day.

Yuck!
by Ryan_the_retard November 24, 2021
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Arizona

The only US state where you can legally kill someone if you challenge them to a duel
Arizona is a state in the southwestern US.
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Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny
"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."
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Ruån

When a weird foreign dude from the middle east says run
"Ruån, man! Ruån"!
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How can you be so bored? That's impressive.
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"I think Stan needs to have a prize for boredom."
"Why?"
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