Uvula

A weird, pink dingleberry that hangs from the back of your mouth.

Person 1: Hey baby, wanna dangle my uvula?
Person 2: Of course! You really know how to get a girl horny ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

益

Just some fireworks above the white house...

益

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

🌬️

What a cloud looks like if their birthday is today and they're blowing out their candles.

🌬️ 🎂

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Woah-man

When you try to act funny by saying the word woman in a stupid way

Josh: Hey girls! If one of you marry me you'll be a true woah-man!

Girls: Stfu please.

by Ryan_the_retard March 21, 2022

Arizona

The only US state where you can legally kill someone if you challenge them to a duel

Arizona is a state in the southwestern US.

by Ryan_the_retard November 04, 2022

Noneleft

The opposite of being alright. In other words, you're completely boned.

"Hey bro, how've you been today"?
"Really bad. Noneleft".
"Well shit... Hope you're better tomorrow then..."

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022