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🐦s and the 🐝s 

A conversation that alot of middle-aged dads will give to their son when they're maybe 12 or so.
Son, it's time for the🐦s and the 🐝s talk.
No seriously. You're body temperature is at least like 96 degrees. I would say that's pretty hot.
Hot by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Pulling A Niko Bellic 

When someone is thrown out of a car. It can either be an extremely brutal collision or a swing set. Either way, you're flying.
Me: *walking down the street*
*sees two cars get into a brutal accident where a driver flies out of the windshield*
Driver: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: Ahh, you're pulling a Niko Bellic there, aren't you?

πŸ₯€ 

You can't get it up anymore...
"Bro oh no this is me: πŸ₯€"
"Well, good luck"
πŸ₯€ by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022
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η›Š by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

πŸŽ… 

"Have you been a good boy this year"? πŸŽ…
πŸŽ… by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

🌬️ 

What a cloud looks like if their birthday is today and they're blowing out their candles.
🌬️ πŸŽ‚
🌬️ by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022