Nempton

Someone who cannot get a stiffy

"I heard that guy is a nempton."

by RyanSmith February 02, 2009

Pigs Ears

Beers.

"Lets grab a few pigs ears for the ride home"

by RyanSmith February 01, 2009

hang time

the amount a girls flaps hang from the cunt

dude, when that girl bent over she had some serious Hang Time.

by ryansmith June 27, 2010

Swollen Member

An erect penis

"I gave her some swollen member last night. She loved it"

by RyanSmith February 01, 2009

Morton

The Penis.

"She grabbed me on the morton"

by RyanSmith February 01, 2009

Dodger

Bread

"We need a loaf of dodger" or "get a bit of dodger into you son"

by RyanSmith February 01, 2009

three bags full

a "three bags full" is the australian rhyming slang for a pull ie. masturbation. can also be shortened to "three bags"

joe: did you get any snatch last night?
peter: no she was flying the japanese flag so i had to have a three bags full!

by ryansmith August 07, 2010