Ryan Paine's definitions

trumpet

1. noun. a joint rolled skinny at the blunt, blossoming wide and conical at the end.

This trumpet's big enough for both of us, let's share it.

by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

gumpf

1. noun. formal copy repeated in correspondence or regular issues of a book or magazine.

When you're sending that eviction notice, just put all the formal gumpf in at the top and then tell them they're lazy pigs and we have a sty that might suit them better.

Where do I find that imprint gumpf on the server? I need to set this book yesterday.

by Ryan Paine January 19, 2008

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

seven course meal

noun (Australian) a six pack of beer and a meat pie

Can't wait to sit down with a seven course meal and watch the game tomorrow.

by Ryan Paine March 18, 2008

run-dance

1. verb. to run while dancing or dance while running, not necessarily to music. (run-danced, run-dancing)

2. noun. a ballet move where you run like a gimp and flail your arms about or bend your knees and move your shoulders a bit and then beginning to run.

1. With run-dancing, I'm still not sure whether to start dancing and then run, or start running and then dance.

Dude, it doesn't matter, just do what comes to you.

2. You up for a bit of a run-dance? From here to the stobey pole. GO!

by Ryan Paine January 19, 2008

pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow

1. verb. vomiting, walking and doubling-over at the same time characterised by causing the arms to swing out in front of the person to resemble the action of pushing a wheelbarrow.

Ha ha, check out that dude, he's pushing the bitumen wheelbarrow bigtime!

Did he get any on his shoes?

by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.

1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008