Definitions by Ryan Kasabian

Rice and Beans 

Whackin' it.

Dude, I walked in on my roommate making rice and beans last night... awkward.

Rice and Beans by Ryan Kasabian March 21, 2009

Pretty Porter

A guy who spends his breaks and lunch periods in the bathroom perfecting his hair. May also spend time at home curling, ironing and dying his hair.

Man, he is such a Pretty Porter. He spent all of his free period in the bathroom fixing his hair! What a woman.

Pretty Porter by Ryan Kasabian May 27, 2005

Luke, I am your father 

A line never delivered in a Star Wars movie.

It was actually, "No, I am your father," as it was part of a conversation.

Luke, I am your father by Ryan Kasabian May 16, 2005

bulimia 

The greatest thing ever. Celebrities do it to look beautiful, and they are.

You should try it. Then you can look as hot as Paris Hilton. She is smart.

bulimia by Ryan Kasabian April 9, 2005

clive dangerously 

A really cool guy who runs the best blog since the invention of pre-sliced bread. If you take away the "c", you get Mr. Danerously's motto: LIVE DANGEROUSLY.

ME: Hey kids, who is your hero and/or role model?
KIDS: CLIVE DANGEROUSLY!
ME: And what does Clive tell us to do?
KIDS: LIVE DANGEROUSLY!

clive dangerously by Ryan Kasabian March 16, 2005