Definitions by Ryan Guide

whore-masting 

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.

Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.

whore-masting by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009

pink toboggan 

A donkey punch which is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide.

Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.

pink toboggan by Ryan Guide October 20, 2008

Moth-Head 

A fool who smokes moth-balls.

My roommate is such a moth-head; I caught him scavenging moth-balls and rat poison in the attic at five in the morning.

Moth-Head by Ryan Guide January 18, 2008

brain-donor card 

A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.

Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!

brain-donor card by Ryan Guide January 3, 2008

spell book

A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.

Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got any spell books?
Emo kid: I think my mom might have one.

spell book by Ryan Guide January 3, 2008

AIDS baby 

1. A baby born with the HIV, because its mama had a smelly cooter.
2. A rich kid crying about something unimportant.

1. Tamiqua popped an AIDS baby out of her birth canal.
2. Ryan started crying like an AIDS baby after he got stabbed in the face.

AIDS baby by Ryan Guide October 23, 2007

Llama 

The South American beast-of-burden renowned for its fine wool and hairlip. A defeated Llama yields 2000 gold pieces and 150 experience points.

Ryan used the Llama's spit as lubricant because his peruvian escort had a dry cooter.

Llama by Ryan Guide August 25, 2007