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splaiged

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.
seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.
by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007
mugGet the splaigedmug.

Thermonan

N. - A severed hand that hides under your pillow and gives you evil wet willies that cause nightmares.
As revenge for shaving off her eyebrows, Janet placed a Thermonan under Susan's pillow to keep her from getting a good night sleep.
by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010
mugGet the Thermonanmug.

skeevit

An anal parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable British accent.
When the skeevit passed through mark's system he was speaking normal again.
by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007
mugGet the skeevitmug.

floggenitch

After the baby dolphin massacre, the beach was covered in floggenitch.
by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007
mugGet the floggenitchmug.

schfnork

verb/noun - an expression of surprised anger. To blurt out as a swear. Referring to mythological gnome who was banned from the gnome village for creating mischievous acts and setting straps to temporarily inconvenience others.
a schfnork placed a pile of ketchup out side of Janet's shower. She cried out schfnork when slipping in it.
by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007
mugGet the schfnorkmug.

Snoodleypooch

Sack of air located in the abdomen.
Steven went to the doctor to investigate stomach pains, and the doctor said it was just a snoodleypooch.
by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007
mugGet the Snoodleypoochmug.

Jessefer

Hillbilly slang for combining the words "Jesse" and "for"

It is also the name of a kick ass Hard Rock Band
Why did you kill jessefer?
by Ryan Goat cheese March 16, 2007
mugGet the Jessefermug.

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