Ryan Goat cheese's definitions

Thermonan

N. - A severed hand that hides under your pillow and gives you evil wet willies that cause nightmares.

As revenge for shaving off her eyebrows, Janet placed a Thermonan under Susan's pillow to keep her from getting a good night sleep.

by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010

Ducadoodle

N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.

A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.

Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.

Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.

by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010

floggenitch

The pure blood from a virgin dolphin.

After the baby dolphin massacre, the beach was covered in floggenitch.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

Snoodleypooch

Sack of air located in the abdomen.

Steven went to the doctor to investigate stomach pains, and the doctor said it was just a snoodleypooch.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

skeevit

An anal parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable British accent.

When the skeevit passed through mark's system he was speaking normal again.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

schfnork

verb/noun - an expression of surprised anger. To blurt out as a swear. Referring to mythological gnome who was banned from the gnome village for creating mischievous acts and setting straps to temporarily inconvenience others.

a schfnork placed a pile of ketchup out side of Janet's shower. She cried out schfnork when slipping in it.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

crocintonic

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.

Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007