Definitions by Ryan Goat cheese

Thermonan 

N. - A severed hand that hides under your pillow and gives you evil wet willies that cause nightmares.

As revenge for shaving off her eyebrows, Janet placed a Thermonan under Susan's pillow to keep her from getting a good night sleep.

Thermonan by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010

Ducadoodle 

N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.

A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.

Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.

Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.

Ducadoodle by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010

Jessefer 

Hillbilly slang for combining the words "Jesse" and "for"

It is also the name of a kick ass Hard Rock Band

Why did you kill jessefer?

Jessefer by Ryan Goat cheese March 16, 2007

crocintonic 

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.

Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.

crocintonic by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

Gairf 

(g-air-f) v. the act of vomiting food or objects that you did not eat.

n. mysterious vomit

Jose's gairf had spaghetti in it although he hadn't ate spaghetti in over a year.

Gairf by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

slagget 

n. one who is procrastinating coming out of the closet

My boyfriend Melvin is being a slagget by not telling his parents about us yet.

slagget by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

splunkalunk 

an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.

check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!

splunkalunk by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007