"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"
by Ryan September 13, 2005

by Ryan August 11, 2004

by Ryan September 26, 2003

A fish hanging off the end of a fishermans ash-tray at Steve's house, But was mistakin as a Lil' Cushman due to substance abuse.
by Ryan March 02, 2005

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
by Ryan November 27, 2004

by Ryan April 11, 2004

by Ryan June 24, 2004
