Ryan 's definitions

Jade Puget

One of the best guitar players around!!
and who else better to play along with a kick ass voice such as davey.These 2 make a bad ass combination that nobody can match....plain and simple! AFI is the greatest

AOD and BLACK SAILS are their best cd's

by RYAN August 10, 2003

Detrophiliac

Tree Fucker

Somebody who fucks trees. Has sexual relations with trees.

by Ryan August 11, 2003

airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.

Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"

by Ryan August 13, 2003

Tupperwhore

A synonym for wordairtightword. The name for a woman who enjoys being airtight.

Sally is such a Tupperwhore; she's fixin hard for the three of us to make her airtight.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.

My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.

That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

beef straps

When two large raw Whopper patties are placed between the legs of a girl at birth.

Damn! I get inside dem buns and put some special sauce on dem beef straps!

by Ryan August 13, 2003