Ryan 's definitions

itd

short way of saying "i'd tap dat", said when you see a specimen of high sexual attractivness.

"hey did you see Mike's mom yesterday, damn she looked hot"

"yeah she's one hot MILF, itd"

by Ryan September 19, 2005

newport

Never
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rainy
Tuesdays

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words. That example was already submitted.

by Ryan September 17, 2005

Santa's Lil' Helper

A modified Wobbly H. A sexual position which includes, but does not limit it to 2 males and 1 female. The female sits on the first males lap and begins to ride him from a sitting doggystyle position. The 2nd male then walks up to the girl who is riding the first male inserts his cock in her mouth. Thus, man 1 being Santa, and male 2 being his helper. (She must have been a naughty girl).

"Oh yeah, she definately needs to experience Santa's Lil' Helper."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

annihilator

one fist in the vagina, and one fist in the asshole.... yes this is pretty uncommon but it sure will annihilate

Oh, your dating a whore tonite? make sure you use the annihilator

Man she was so loose i annihilated her

by Ryan November 20, 2003

tree nipp

its a nik name givin to a kid with a third nipple on his kneck, everyone around school knows him buy it,

yo what is up TREE NIPP

by ryan December 4, 2004

Master Cheif

(Spartan-117)
(John-117)
Master Cheif is a fictional character featured in the video games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, and the novels Halo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, and Halo: First Strike.
The Master Cheif is the only person that can save earth along with the help of the last marines on earth.

;genetically and cybernetically augmented warrior designed to put down rebels and insurgents within the United Nations Space Command.

7' tall and weighs approximately 1,000 pounds in full battle armor. He is approximately forty-one years old at the time of the events of Halo: Combat Evolved (2552). Between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, the Chief's armor is upgraded from MJOLNIR Mark V to Mark VI. Both iterations of the armor include a helmet with reflective visor so the face of the Chief is never seen: in spite he is seen removing his helmet once in each game, the camera view always conceals the Master Chief's face from the viewers. Master Chief is voiced by Steve Downes in both Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2.

Marine to Master Cheif: "We called for reinforcments, but we did'nt expect A Spartan!"

by Ryan June 17, 2006

lupica

The act of talking about something in which you are completely oblivious. The act of sticking your foot in your mouth.

Ah, you don't know what you're talking about! Quit lupicating the facts!

by Ryan November 12, 2003