Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

wacked

mafia term of "killed"

I heard Tony got "wacked" last night!

by Ryan September 08, 2003

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 08, 2004

Kid Rock

A rapper.......no...rocker......no country artist.........ok.....he's a raprockabilly......there. Has no talent.

People claim we talk bad on him because we "Don't understand him"

I think it's because he sucks......but that's just me.

by Ryan August 01, 2004

asshole

A car being driven at night with no headlights. Worth seven points and an automatic one-year extension to your sex life in the pidittle game.

See also 'pidittle'.

Asshole! <punches ceiling of car and points to passing car with no headlights on>

by Ryan November 27, 2004