Ryan's definitions

Old Navy

A brand of clothes that are usually worn by preppy bitches. They provide people with the high self esteem that MTV wishes them to have. Founded in 1995, all old navy stores should be destroyed.

Wow look, I'm better than tose people because I am wearing my Old Navy sweater vest, my Old Navy Cargo Pants, My old navy visor, my Old navy socks, and My old navy underwear.

by Ryan April 4, 2004

turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003

Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

by Ryan July 28, 2004

darby

FLAMERS SUCK COCK NUX RULE FLAMERS SUCK haha

Examply, Darby is a complete dumb ass.

To Darby, is to not make sense.

by Ryan May 9, 2004

ishmale

an insult to a person who is of weak or poor quality. a scrub.

That mulleted freak is such an ishmale!

by ryan January 25, 2005

crutchmonger

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.

"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."

by Ryan September 26, 2006

enrolled

to enroll.
to join up, enlist in, become part of. Most commonly referred to when one become a student and signs up for classes in college.

I just got done signing up for classes at Northern Kentucky today.

by Ryan October 25, 2004