Ryan's definitions

double

Another mountain biker slang word indicates how many holes you would like to enter a woman by single the normal way and double through both the front and back bottom! And tripple is mouth front bottom and back bottom

"She deserves double dont you agree"

"look at the ass on that she would take double dont you think?"

by Ryan November 1, 2004

humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

by ryan December 1, 2004

Gast

When one is being extremely gay

Boy you need to quit being so Gast and hit on some bitches

by Ryan September 12, 2004

butter face

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

If J.Lo had her face torn apart by wild dogs, people would call her a butter face.

by Ryan November 11, 2002

Shitcunt

the shittiest, biggest loser that you know

fuck greg is a shitcunt

by ryan July 23, 2003

Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

Flapjack

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.

"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"

by Ryan December 20, 2003