Ryan's definitions

Tats

A thinly-disguised word that means the same as Tits.

Jacob: So, do you like tats?
Ryan: You betcha. I like them a lot.

by Ryan October 26, 2004

de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.

(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

852

Area code of Hong Kong

I lived in 852 for three years.

by ryan March 17, 2005

Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

by Ryan December 27, 2003

governator

An actor from the Terminator series who attempts to become governor of California.

Arnold Schwarzenegger for governor of California!

by Ryan September 28, 2003

girl poo

You know girl poo when you smell it. It's distinctly feminine. The same stink as shit, with a slight smell of natural perfume or fragrance mixed in.

Someone was just in the bathroom; all I can smell is girl poo.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

by ryan April 16, 2004