Stillerfied

The tranformation of normalcy to a state of your face being slanted upward at a 45 degree angle, complete with deformed teeth and crossed eyes.
Did you see Kriley walkin down the hall totally assbackwards, he's so stillerfied
by Ryan July 17, 2003
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ctba

Comment to be added

Used on online journaling sites (blog) like LiveJournal.
hi i just moved here now ctba~*~
by Ryan February 13, 2005
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pittsnogled

What happens when WVU center Kevin Pittsnogle hits three pointer in your face, leaving you confused and astonished.
In the first half last night UL was left pittsnogled.
by ryan March 27, 2005
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Ass Pony

by Ryan February 13, 2004
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beef straps

When two large raw Whopper patties are placed between the legs of a girl at birth.
Damn! I get inside dem buns and put some special sauce on dem beef straps!
by Ryan August 13, 2003
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Motley Cock

An extremely large, and thick penis.
"...well we all know you dont have a Motley Cock"
by Ryan October 12, 2004
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lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.
Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.
by Ryan February 28, 2005
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