airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.
Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
by Ryan August 13, 2003
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gheytor

n. - One whom owns all; A lethal weapon used for mass destruction
This guy just gheytored a whole village
by Ryan May 28, 2004
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Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.
We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.
by Ryan May 13, 2005
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Yurrie

Cock-juggling thunder cunt
Yurrie is a cock-juggling thunder cunt
by Ryan December 14, 2004
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Polygamy

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists
by Ryan December 01, 2004
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cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge
ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.
by ryan October 02, 2003
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Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.
by Ryan April 14, 2004
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